You're a Stan! (that's my husband!)
You are creative and focussed on becoming a well-known writer, although you'd look hot in a rock band without your shirt and that long hair, dude. You like to break things when under stress or when chased by those darn big-nose-hating fascists. You don't have many toys; you're too busy earning a living cooking for other people. You don't eat beef.
Now go tell the whole world you took the un-famous un-celebrity quiz. Just copy the html fragment in the box below and add it to your page. Don't forget to copy the image above and upload it to your own server and adjust the img src accordingly (or else my host will shut down my site and you won't want that). Help practice digitally correct image linking, m'kay?
Now where do you want to go?