I got the stupidest porn spam today--yes, I know, they're ALL stupid so how can I qualify one as stupidest--I guess it's just stupid in terms of porn marketing. It wasn't your typical porn spam with your 4-letter word in the subject title in reference to some body part. No, this sender was somewhat more advanced than that, at least maybe advanced in years--they used a 6-letter word in the subject title.
Bosoms.
Who uses the term "bosoms" anymore? Especially for porn spam? I mean if I was the kind of guy--and I'm not even a kind of guy--looking for internet pictures of breasts, "bosoms" is about the last word I would think of that would describe what I want to find. It conjures up images of very clothed breasts, albeit large breasts, encased in a heavily armoured multi-panelled white brassiere forming them into a torpedo shape like headlights on some classic 1950s car. Grandmothers have bosoms. Pictures of pin-up women from the 1940s had bosoms. Contemporary girlies posing on the skinternet have breasts known by other raunchier names that I need not mention...but they don't have "bosoms."
Well, I guess it goes along with the demographic that is consuming the other thing I get spam for all the time--Viagra (not only do spammers think I'm male, they think I'm an OLD male).
Grandpa got his Viagra and now he's googling "bosoms." It's the next big thing.
Labels: This Boring Life
3 Comments:
I didn't know anyone used this word anymore. Maybe it's making a come back and soon all of the bored old men will be googling this forgotten funny word.
Is the word from the 19th century or older? it sounds like a word that would have been used a lot at the time of the civil war?
maybe he/she/it was aiming for a niche audience - "Granny fanciers". for men who really, really like their Grannies.
Scary thought, Bran!
Stan, I can hear that word being used in a letter from a soldier being read by Ken Burns in that documentary.
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